Copy of a curious love letter

After reading this I really felt bad for Miss W-.But we have a say in France that says: " le malheur des uns fait le bonheur des autres"-It basicaly means that somewhere out there another Miss "Something" must be happy that gentleman wrote this to Miss W-... Anyway, I'm pretty sure the gentleman in question can write amazing "reallove letter". I want to imagine that exact same letter written to me with everything switched out towards the expression of Reallove. It will start and end just like that:
"Madam,
The great love and tenderness I have hitherto expressed for you is true,...it is really possible I should one day be,
Madam,
your affectionate lover till death."
Valentine day is at the corner! & yes, I'm a romantic !